WE USE COOKIES (THE DIGITAL KIND)

Yes, we use cookies.

No, not the warm, chewy, chocolate-chip kind.

If we had those, this would be a very different website.

What our cookies do:

Keep the site working properly

Remember what is in your cart (so your prank idea does not disappear)

Keep you logged in

Help us understand how people use the site so we can improve it

Prevent fraud, bots, and general internet nonsense

What our cookies do not do:

Track you after you leave our site

Follow you across the internet

Read your emails, texts, or thoughts

Know who you are unless you tell us

Watch you sleep (seriously, no)

Important cookie reality check:

We use first-party cookies only

Some third-party services (like payment processors or embedded content) may use their own cookies

Those third parties have their own privacy policies, facial expressions, and responsibilities

By continuing to use our site, you agree to our use of cookies as described in our Privacy Policy.

If you do not like cookies, you can disable them in your browser — just know that some parts of the site may stop working and become emotionally distant.

Final note:

Our cookies are here to help, not haunt.

For full details, please see our Privacy Policy (it is surprisingly readable).